Me after reading any kind of myth, legend, fairy tale, etc: *hugs book to chest* I LOVE MYTHOLOGY!!
you are acute coffee pie
you are narrow, scalding and irrational
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
Finally, I Get To Know What They Mean
Man, nobody ever told me these either. It would’ve been nice to have a clue about the ones for ‘bleach’ and ‘dry clean’, because they’re about as intuitive as a broken electric door.